Beat the Odds!

Bismillah,
Here is my next youth empowerment plan...please feel free to adopt and implement in your locality.

CAN YOU BEAT THE UNCLES !?!

OK this might be too melodramatic for you but what do I have to lose?...
This Friday at 8:00 pm at the local masjid I am challenging the youth to show up and outnumber the uncles. It is my hope that the youth will prevail in establishing a clear majority. The game plan includes the idea of depriving the adults from the first row and infiltrate their ranks with young blood.

It is like an election campaign... HRC vs. Obama. OK, it is not that dirty just yet :)
But, I hope the Youth will revive and respond to this call.

(and for all the cynics, please DO NOT assume that I am asking youth to physically beat the uncles).